Top 10 Signs Computers Are Taking Over The World

1. Your car stalls and you need to hit CTRL-ALT-DEL to get it to start up again.

2. Your microwave comes with Windows 2000 pre-loaded.

3. The first thing you see is a C:\ prompt when you turn on your calculator.

4. Getting that cashier job at the local supermarket requires experience in C++, HTML, ORACLE and JAVA.

5. Wristwatches come equipped with hard drives.

6. Toilets flush at 600 mhz and come equipped with 32 megabytes of ram.

7. That simple, easy-to-use dial on the toaster is replaced with a CRT showing an icon menu.

8. Your sewing machine will not operate without a 56 kbps internet connection.

9. The TV has a START button in the corner of the screen.

10. You activate your newborn child's web site and internet email address before filling out the birth certificate.