Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

* Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

* Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

* When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially down narrow aisles.

* Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

* Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

* Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come Robin--to the Bat cave!"

* Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

* Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."

* Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

* When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.