Actual Lines Out Of Job Evaluations

* Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

* A walking argument to support prenatal elimination and reduction of adverse gene pools.

* A room temperature IQ.

* Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.

* When faced with any adversity, this person would blindly lead them into the fray and persevere until everyone was dead.

* Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.

* A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.

* On an charisma scale of one to ten, with ten being best, would score repeatedly in double digit negative numbers.

* A prime candidate for natural deselection.

* Bright as Alaska in December.

* Has the personality of a rock, and that is insulting to granite.

* As a leader, would be followed by others only by object curiosity about disasters in action.

* Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

* So dense, light bends around him.

* If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.

* If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

* Was left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a baby.

* Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.